No matter how careful she is, no matter how her bigass purse teems with delicate, fluttery paper products and hand lotion and tampons and aspirin and band aids, there will come a time in every woman's life when she's faced with a desperate pee situation. A toilet will be clogged, a bathroom inaccessible, the line for the bar's commode buzzing with bug-eyed coke users who can't wait to spend 10 minutes in there jabbering about how they're best friends now and isn't this music awesome? She will have to take a piss in a place that isn't a traditional sit-down toilet situation, and so will you. Here's how to do it without getting pee all over yourself, getting arrested, or accidentally urinating for an audience.
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Forgot your password? Or sign in with one of these services. By Haburashi , March 7, in Wetting experiences. Does anyone remember the "Perform a Courtesy Pee" article from wikiHow? It's vanished because of "potty humor". It's been a while since I wet myself in jeans.
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No matter where you are, if it feels like your bladder is twisting itself into a pretzel and holding up a "bathroom, ASAP" sign, you just gotta go. And unless you're in your own home, peeing can become an issue of etiquette. Point being, while pursuing the comfort of emptying your bladder, you don't want to inadvertently make someone else feel uncomfortable or awkward! With that in mind, here are Gottsman's tips for minding your manners while you go number one.
Forgot your password? Or sign in with one of these services. By Haburashi , March 7, in Wetting experiences.