Pineapple juice? One couple takes the ultimate taste test in the bedroom. I love my boyfriend. And I love giving him blow jobs during sex. But, what I do not love is the taste of semen. No matter whose semen it is, it tastes like a cross between sour juice, bitters, mold, and a dirty sock.
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What Does Sperm Taste Like? Bitter, Salty, and Other Dietary Effects
Thank all of the chemical compounds. What you consume on a daily basis — from certain foods to other substances — can change the compound composition, which will have a subtle effect on the flavor of your semen. That also means the taste can vary from person to person, so although semen is generally warm and salty, there will be unique differences in flavor. Diet does affect the smell of sweat, saliva, and other bodily fluids such as breast milk, so it makes sense to assume that diet may affect the taste of semen. However, not enough research exists to show a strong link between diet and semen flavor. More tolerable does not mean your semen will taste sweeter.
How to Make Your Semen Taste Better
This may come lol as a surprise to many of you, but it turns out that drinking lots of alcohol, smoking a boatload of cigarettes, doing copious amounts of drugs and downing cup after cup of coffee is actually bad for your cum. It makes it bitter and gross, so if you want your sex person to swallow, lay off these things for a week or so. Or like forever. Even as there are things you should definitely not eat, there are also things you can eat. Semen on a good day tastes like sour milk mixed with damp socks.
Illustrations by Heather Benjamin. All illustrations by Heather Benjamin. It was true; I kissed her and my semen tasted like fruit juice.